First of all...I have to say...I love to be able to add pictures. It makes me feel so smart. So hip. So darn cool...Ok...carry on...
We went Halloween costume shopping. Both boys were invited to a birthday party on Saturday. Big's party is deemed "The party of the century." No pressure there, huh? So...we went...and we had a blast! Just the 3 of us...trying on wigs and hats and giggling and acting the fool. It was so much fun! We settled on these costumes...and damn are they funny! Big is going to be a hula girl. A hula girl. Complete with coconut boobs and a grass skirt. Yes, I am aware of the fact that this will probably bring on years of therapy, but frankly? He has that coming anyway! Really. Look at his parents!
Little's party is not quite the party of the century. It is a party that I am concerned about...actually. The family of the girl who is turning 6 has a problem. They like to reproduce. The wife currently has 6 children and at this time next year, that number will be 7. 3 different baby daddys, though. You know. That is how we roll here. Their constant need to reproduce wouldn't be THAT bad, if their kids were good. But they are not. The oldest is 20. then 15,9,6,5 and 2. They are always dirty. And not in a "oh...let me get a wipe and wipe that off" kind of way...more like a "Holy shit! You need a bath and a good scrubbin" kind of way. The party is at the community center in one of the local housing projects. A place I have never ventured. Good times. Drop my 6 year old off for 2 hours of dodging bullets and bobbing for syringes. He is going as a gangsta rapper. It is the funniest thing ever. So...stay tuned for the update on the Halloween party extravaganza!!
2 comments:
LMAO those poor children! Looks like they like them, and that's all that matters. I hope they enjoy their halloween stuff!
BTW, I resemble your comments about the family that likes to reproduce dammit!
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