How can anyone...

Live in a part of the country where a trip to Whole Foods involves mapquest and a day trip? We do.
Oh and that is not all. Trader Joe's? The same. I am actually thinking that we could set out early some Saturday and hit both stores and be home in time for Law and Order.

I remember when we got a Starbucks in our county. Yeehaw. They opened the first one in Target. When they opened Target...lord have mercy...you would have thought they discovered electricity too. We have 2 Starbucks in our county...both are within 1/2 mile of each other. I don't understand that...

Walmart was another story. We got one of them a long time ago...then they upgraded it to include food...hot damn, it is the big time! I swear, even at Christmas time, when the parking lots at Walmart are so full people are just jumping out of their cars wherever they please, you can go to Target, shop, check out, grab a Starbucks, and still have time to spare over what you would spend at Walmart. It makes no sense to me.

The thing we do have? A church near by where the old Polish grammas make pierogies every Friday. Normally, I only get to partake in the pierogie fest in the Summer...at street fairs. But. Thanks to my colon-ectomy, I enjoyed me a little potato pillow of love for lunch. Granted, it made me sick and I slept the afternoon away...but damn was it yummy.