Update...

Remember when I posted earlier...how the first line went something like "I love my kids?"

Yeah, scratch that, please. I am going to kill them both and bury them in the basement under the pile of laundry that never gets done.
Also? Their friend? Is only adding to the annoyance. If she doesn't watch her back, she'll be joining them under the laundry.
Really? Handstands in the livingroom? WTF???

Also? C? You're coasting on my last nerve as well...that spot under the laundry is big enough for all 4 of your asses.

XO