Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Everythings gonna be alright...

I love my boys...they try my patience on a daily basis, but I LOVE them.

Yesterday, the boys and I drove to meet my mom and my gram for dinner. The ride MAYBE took 20 minutes. MAYBE. Apparently, 20 minutes is too long...because Little decided to take the lemon scented magic marker and color his entire ENTIRE hand yellow. Front and back. Yellow. I didn't realize that is what he was doing...I was on the phone with a co worker...discussing very important work business...so...when we pulled in to the restaurant parking lot, I heard him giggle. I didn't know what he was doing. I looked up and there is this YELLOW hand. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry.
As that is going on...Big is talking about the $300 that I owe him. Please know that my kids do this. They often say "you said you would give me a dollar...or you promised we could go here..." and I didn't. But I fall for it every time. But. He was pushing his luck with $300. I KNOW I didn't promise him that kinda cash. I mean, hell, I don't even know that I HAVE $300 right now. So, I ask him what the hell he is talking about? Turns out he thinks I owe him his part of the stimulus check that we are getting from the government. SHUT UP! Can someone PLEASE keep my kid away from Fox news. Thanks. He is trying to shake me down for the money I get for having him. I am not sure where these kids come from.
But I love them.

6 comments:

Erin said...

Kids are so fun. Three years ago (at the wonderful age of two) my daughter decided she was going to play on the way home from the store. She had "airplanes" stuck to the windows and seats of my car. Her "airplanes" shot "missles"...btw airplanes=maxipads and missles=tampax....embarassing!!!!!!!!!!

~Tori said...

the $300 story... HIGH LAR IOUS!

Melissa said...

I'm so glad my kids haven't figured out the tax thing yet. Can you imagine? We'd be BROKE if I had to pay them all off. LOL

Michele said...

Coming by via the Dad Gone mad Links of Love to say hello! And my boys make me crazy too, so it is awfully good that they are as damn cute and loveable as they are.

Ashley said...

That is so hilarious! There's no way my little boy is getting the $300 from our stimulus checks. Thank goodness he's too young to ask!

MereCat said...

Holy stimulus check thievery! Pirates for sure!