Saturday, November 24, 2007

a big bowl of nothing.

That is what I have for today!
I spent the day pulling a June Cleaver. Cleaned. Washed clothes. Cooked. Fuck me, I'm domestic!

I made the most delicious Stuffed Pepper Soup...No shit! I really did! But, when I doubled the seemed to actually triple the damn I took it to my in laws to feed them and my sister in law...(who blew into town on Wed, smelling like a french whore.) Good thing I managed to spill some of the soup in my car....because now my car smells like Stuffed Pepper Soup.

If I can speak to the sister in law and her perfume for just a second...this is the sister in law that I like, so I have to be careful here...but Jesus Christ! She has probably gone through an entire bottle of whatever this shit is...she was here for a little bit tonight...and I am tempted to feed the dog beans, just to get her smell out. Dog ass is better than whatever she is wearing...but I like her, so I will let it slide.

I can't wait for my shrink appt. this week. Dinner with the in laws was very insightful. Insightful in a way that makes you want to shoot yourself!


1 comment:

Melissa said...

LMAO welcome to the domesticated world!