Fuck me...I don't really.
I do, however, LOVE my shrink. Wanna know why? Cause today, when she told me that she loved my shoes...Target. maryjanes. $19.99. And I returned the compliment? She said "I got these in Italy." OMG! I love her even more! Italy?! She rocks. Of course, as I am walking out the door, I think...yeah, Italy...of course...and I helped send her there. Me and my $25 co pay. Those shoes should be mine!!
Oh. Guess what? Mc Starbucks? He totally bought me coffee again today. I <3 class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">starbucks love! You know. Except for the fact that we both have spouses and children. and all that crap. His line today, to buy me coffee? I tried to tell him no...that he didn't have to buy me coffee...but he sshhshd me...and told me that was how we me...he bought me coffee...uhm...I hate to break this to you...but we actually met when I was stalking you outside your house...I mean, lurking in your car window...I mean driving past your house...what? No. I didn't do those things...For cryin out loud, I don't even know his last name. YET!